JAC Me Off

This is what I’ve done today.

I took the day off work today.

I decided to make pulled pork.

It’s actually a beautiful day outside. Not too windy and cold either.

The last few days have been really wonderful. 
I wish the next year could be the same.

I feel like I want to do so much and so little at the same. I want to be distracted, but I can’t distract myself.

Happy Holidays

I had a delightful Christmas.

I’ve been feeling really…floaty right now. I guess this is what my mid-twenties are going to be like?

FML

I need a job. Not even because I need money but if I have to sit here one more week and do nothing except scheme a way to make someone hire me I’m gonna lose my shit. Everywhere. I already have Diarrhea over this. Please god. I need a place to go everyday, even if it sucks balls.

I applied to 10 jobs today. When I first got to Jerz I was applying to 5 jobs a day but then when I started temping I stopped. It just felt so futile.  After watching “Born to Be: Beyonce” part 1 and 2 I realized I need to get back on the horse and keep trying. If Beyonce can get through 2 failed records deals before her first hit and still be a super star, I can be completely ignored by all 5000 companies I have applied at, for positions I am fully qualified for, and continue doing it until I am hired.

God, I hope this doesn’t link to a Google Search of my name.

i went to a baby shower yesterday. baby culture is weird.

today i have to clean my room and do laundry, but it’s the first sunny day in a while so first i’m going to take morten to the park and maybe ride my bike.

i’m still sick.

Weekend

I hung out with my brother last night at some Boston College party.

It was what you would expect. But whatever I had a good time.

Girl: “Oh you already graduated?”

Me: “Yeah.”

Girl: “What do you do?”

Me: “I’m a fucking secretary.” *drink*

Girl: “What was your major? I’m trying to figure out what to do.”

Me: “Writing and publishing.”

Girl: “Ew. I’m biology and poli-sci. What do you think I can do with that?”

Me: “You could be a secretary.”

I don’t think she understood I was joking and being sarcastic. This girl also didn’t know what a “bro” was. Or she was being sarcastic?

My brother (to his friend): “We’re just broin out, dawg.”

Me: “So many bros.”

Matt: “So many.”

*laughter laughter*

Girl: “What’s a bro? Seriously I don’t know what that is.”

What?

But they were fun people. I’m down with anyone up to party.

Also so much grinding. What is this 7th grade? Normal college is so fucking weird.

I had my car this entire weekend! Best thing ever for this kind of weather. Also, I got to finally brush up on my parallel parking skills (still pretty shoddy but I don’t give up until I’m in the spot. May take a few tries but I do it). I even got in a spot on the left side of the road. Hollerrrr. And I finally got to drive Josh around instead of constantly begging him for rides.

It’s freezing.

It’s more than upsetting…

that the government took away cloves first. and my boyfriend second.

I used to be apathetic about these things because the government wasn’t all up in my grill. Now it is. What the eff.

Wintery Mix.

That’s the kind of shit weather I’m dealing with today.

I wish I was in a band.

Wait correction: I wish I was talented enough to be in a band.

I wanted a burrito so bad today but the weather was so gross I couldn’t bring myself to walk the couple blocks in the pouring rain. So I got a turkey sandwich at the caff. I regret it.

Oh, there’s beer brewing in my closet at the moment. Actually, it’s already bottled. It’s just sitting in my closet getting all fizzy I guess. I can’t wait to see if he did it right or if we’re going to give a huge party explosive diarrhea from poison beer.

(I hope it does!)

I asked for a flip cam for christmas. I’m gonna be a youtube star!

Actually my mom was like “You can send josh videos! But nothing x-rated. You don’t want to end up on youtube!” I love it when she ages herself like that. YOUTUBE WOULDN’T ALLOW SOMETHING X-RATED MOM. JEEZE. REDTUBE WOULD.

update: it didn’t. now i just want to barf.